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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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rilee16

4/9/23:

URGENT!!!

$0/850 needed by 5/1/23

Douchebag Roommate has informed me, after the fact, that he *wasn't scheduled* for the last two pay periods, at all, and that he has no money for his $850 share of the month's bills.

I can *just* cover April (food and medical supplies not included) by using *everything* I've already saved for May's rent and utilities.

Please help!

EDIT: because I'm a dumbass.

Venmo:

Kofi:

Cashapp:

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zoethebitch

sometimes the nut doesn't bring any clarity at all no matter how hard you bust it. the delirium only deepens.

hateyourgovernment

Just take a nap then

zoethebitch

you know nothing

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kainamite15

Anonymous asked:

How much do you have to listen to a band to put them on your patch jacket/pants etc? I have a few bands on mine but I always get self conscious and worry that someone might expect me to know A Lot Of their music. I listen to a lot of punk but tend to get bored when I listen to a lot of stuff by the same artist. Sincerely, an incredibly anxious punk new to dressing punk

days-n-daze answered:

If u like it put it on ur jacket if someone quizes u on how much music u know about something in order to be valid to wear it they are a fuckin poser

exit-pursued-by-spider-daedra

The only people who care about how much you know about the bands on your jacket are people whose opinions don't matter. The real punks will just be like "hey cool patches!", the normies will be like "egads, An Punk!" and everyone else will be too wrapped up in their day to notice you.


Signed, a metalhead who compliments people's battle vests